My Only Regret - Humorous Card

No Regrets, Zero Filter Card

A bold and unapologetically funny handmade card featuring the cheeky message: “My only regret is that I didn’t tell enough people to fuck off.” Clean, modern text styling keeps the humor front and center, making it the perfect card for someone with a sharp wit and zero filter. Great for birthdays, celebrations, or anytime you want to give someone a laugh they won’t forget.

Details

• Handmade original art card
• Hand-signed by artist Penny Craig
• Blank inside
• Includes white envelope

Dimensions

5" width x 7" height

Materials

Premium cardstock, printed text panel, adhesive backing, white envelope